It's All Crazy Logic

When you are sad, you…

CAPRICORN (22 Dec – 19 Jan)

try to stay strong and fight through it.

AQUARIUS (20 Jan – 18 Feb)

control yourself but you eventually break down for a few days.

PISCES (19 Feb – 20 March)

cry instantly, hoping to get over it as quick as possible.

ARIES (21 March – 19 April)

don’t cry at all, as you’re always a very happy person.

TAURUS (20 April – 20 May)

go to your family, hoping they will help.

GEMINI (21 May – 21 June)

break down and cry, not letting your emotions take control of you.

CANCER (22 June – 22 July)

hide in a corner where nobody looks and shed a few tears.

 

LEO (23 July – 22 August)

have a good cry and get over it.

VIRGO (23 August – 22 September)

don’t hide but go to a friend for help.

LIBRA (23 Sept – 23 Oct)

cry your heart out while stuffing your mouth with food.

SCORPIO (24 Oct – 21 Nov)

don’t let anyone know that your sad and go along with your day.

 

SAGITTARIUS (22 Nov – 21 Dec)

become extremely moody and blame all of your problems on the people closest to you.

CAPRICORN (22 Dec – 19 Jan)

You might feel stronger through your connections and for investigating a matter and gaining crucial insight.

AQUARIUS (20 Jan – 18 Feb)

Friendships, communications, learning, and technological projects can benefit the most.

PISCES (19 Feb – 20 March)

This morning you clearly see what you can improve, and you’re on it!

ARIES (21 March – 19 April)

You may visit an ancient place. A museum, perhaps, or a historical place, but, your health may require some attention.

TAURUS (20 April – 20 May)

Due to distractions, you will remain less focused in studies. Careless mistakes will be plentiful. Writing what you learned will divert repeated mistakes.

GEMINI (21 May – 21 June)

You feel a lot better than last week. You feel significantly more energetic.

CANCER (22 June – 22 July)

You are very sensitive, caring, and sentimental, and are a challenge to understand.

LEO (23 July – 22 August)

You are a very loving and loyal friend, always to remain true.

VIRGO (23 August – 22 September)

You are never bored, even if you are alone; you know how to be creative and entertain yourself.

LIBRA (23 Sept – 23 Oct)

You are a leader and know how to get people’s attention; you are an “idea person”.

SCORPIO (24 Oct – 21 Nov)

You have very intense feelings, hidden by a mask on the surface; open up!

 

SAGITTARIUS (22 Nov – 21 Dec)

You are fun and optimistic, always the life of the party!

CAPRICORN (22 Dec – 19 Jan)

You are dependable and practical, but still posses a sarcastic humor.

AQUARIUS (20 Jan – 18 Feb)

You have an outgoing personality and can offer a long-lasting, friendly relationship.

PISCES (19 Feb – 20 March)

You are very sarcastic, and sometimes a know-it-all, but you are incredibly loyal.

ARIES (21 March – 19 April)

You are energetic, eager, and always speak your mind.

TAURUS (20 April – 20 May)

You are incredible and enjoy sticking up for your friends and family, or just being with them.

GEMINI (21 May – 21 June)

You are curious, animated, and always independent.

CANCER (22 June – 22 July)

Today is a favorable day to complete household activities such as cooking.

LEO (23 July – 22 August)

While the morning inspires imagination and creativity, later today favors conservative moves and tradition.

VIRGO (23 August – 22 September)

You can come up with creative ideas to help your thinking. As the day advances, you’ll be in a great condition to give or receive advice.

LIBRA (23 Sept – 23 Oct)

Recently, you have been concerned about the health of a friend. Visiting them may enable you to stop stressing.

SCORPIO (24 Oct – 21 Nov)

You’re in an amazing position to learn information or gain insight into any matter.

SAGITTARIUS (22 Nov – 21 Dec)

You will gain clarity about a friendship or project that affects your decisions.

CAPRICORN (22 Dec – 19 Jan)

Capricorn’s most used language is… sarcasm.

AQUARIUS (20 Jan – 18 Feb)

You are stubborn, once you make a decision, nothing can change it.

PISCES (19 Feb – 20 March)

You have an open mind and enjoy telling people about your dreams and hopes.

ARIES (21 March – 19 April)

You have given lots of love, yet have little patience.

TAURUS (20 April – 20 May)

When something is wrong, you are good at reevaluating and putting your energy to what’s important.

GEMINI (21 May – 21 June)

You might write something this week, but it may not reflect your state of mind.

CANCER (22 June – 22 July)

This month will be good to raise funds. Maybe for a favorite charity or a personal cause. Good luck!

LEO (23 July – 22 August)

Distractions will persist in deterring you from doing school work. Sit in a library and work there instead.

VIRGO (23 August – 22 September)

If you stay optimistic and stress-free, you will enjoy good health.

LIBRA (23 Sept – 23 Oct)

The prospects don’t look good for today but remember that ‘not good’ doesn’t always mean bad.

SCORPIO (24 Oct – 21 Nov)

It’s likely that you’ll learn an important lesson in life today. Keep in mind that spite and envy create enemies.

SAGITTARIUS (22 Nov – 21 Dec)

You will find it an easy task to learn and transfer learned material into your tests.

CAPRICORN (22 Dec – 19 Jan)

You like simple things, which is ironic given how complex and deep your mind is.

AQUARIUS (20 Jan – 18 Feb)

You don’t need money to be happy, your family and friends are worth their weight in gold to you.

PISCES (19 Feb – 20 March)

You have an open heart and a deep, emotional connection.

ARIES (21 March – 19 April)

You have a kind heart, fierce mind, and brave spirit. You are never afraid to speak your mind.

TAURUS (20 April – 20 May)

You have a deep, sympathetic and understanding personality; you have a great shoulder to cry on.

GEMINI (21 May – 21 June)

You are very sarcastic and ironic, but everyone laughs anyway.

CANCER (22 June – 22 July)

By the end of the month, you will have seen four of your friends outside of school.

LEO (23 July – 22 August)

It is time to let go of emotions that you kept inside. Don’t pay attention to people that bring you down.

VIRGO (23 August – 22 September)

If anything interests you, talking about it with your friends might not be fun for them. Try to include their interests into your conversation.

LIBRA (23 Sept – 23 Oct)

This is the ideal time for you to undertake any activity that focuses on verbal or written communications.

SCORPIO (24 Oct – 21 Nov)

You are a realist and are one of the nicest signs. You like to speak your mind freely.

SAGITTARIUS (22 Nov – 21 Dec)

You are deep and physiological, yet you are also funny and sweet.

During summer you . . .

CAPRICORN (22 Dec – 19 Jan)

sleep all day because you have nothing better to do.

AQUARIUS (20 Jan – 18 Feb)

enjoy the warm weather and go swimming all day, every day.

PISCES (19 Feb – 20 March)

go to the beach every day, always traveling to a new location.

ARIES (21 March – 19 April)

eat ice cream every day, you need to keep cool during the summer months.

TAURUS (20 April – 20 May)

always wear black, never go outside, gotta keep that pale complexion.

GEMINI (21 May – 21 June)

never go outside, you cuddle with your favorite cat.

CANCER (22 June – 22 July)

get with all of your friends and never spend a second without them.

LEO (23 July – 22 August)

watch Netflix all summer while shoving your mouth full with ice cream and chips.

VIRGO (23 August – 22 September)

non-stop vacation all over the country.

LIBRA (23 Sept – 23 Oct)

go to every store and get a whole new set of clothes and decorations for your room.

SCORPIO (24 Oct – 21 Nov)

you snapchat everything you do and update your social media on all of your life changes.

SAGITTARIUS (22 Nov – 21 Dec)

play sports, workout, and get that beach body you always wanted!

When you hang out with your friends you . . .

CAPRICORN (22 Dec – 19 Jan)

laugh until you start crying your eyes out.

AQUARIUS (20 Jan – 18 Feb)

are the comedian, telling all of the awfully funny jokes.

PISCES (19 Feb – 20 March)

talk about very irrelevant stuff, constantly being random.  

ARIES (21 March – 19 April)

quickly grab money, getting ready to go to the mall.

TAURUS (20 April – 20 May)

tell them to pack their bags for a huge road trip.

GEMINI (21 May – 21 June)

grab an abnormal amount of glitter and throw it at your friends.

CANCER (22 June – 22 July)

love to be the center of attention and never feel left out.

LEO (23 July – 22 August)

immediately grab a horror movie and popcorn.

VIRGO (23 August – 22 September)

discuss your crushes and play truth or dare.

LIBRA (23 Sept – 23 Oct)

feel uncomfortable like you don’t belong to your friend group.

SCORPIO (24 Oct – 21 Nov)

order a pizza and act like adults.

 

SAGITTARIUS (22 Nov – 21 Dec)

keep on top of the gossip and talk about that awkward moment that happened in class.

WHEN YOU SEE YOUR CRUSH YOU. . .

CAPRICORN (22 Dec – 19 Jan)

bolt away, making sure they didn’t notice you.

AQUARIUS (20 Jan – 18 Feb)

creepily follow them, hiding behind buildings and trees.

PISCES (19 Feb – 20 March)

run up to them and hug them, expressing your feelings.

ARIES (21 March – 19 April)

nervously wave and blush, hiding behind your friends.

TAURUS (20 April – 20 May)

giggle and blush, staring at and following them

GEMINI (21 May – 21 June)

evilly laugh and take pictures of them keeping the pictures only for yourself.

CANCER (22 June – 22 July)

run behind a bush and follow them on their way home from school.

LEO (23 July – 22 August)

search them online and keep up with everything that they post and say.

VIRGO (23 August – 22 September)

hide behind your best friends, knowing your crush would never like you back.

LIBRA (23 Sept – 23 Oct)

go up to them and express your feelings hoping they will like you back.

SCORPIO (24 Oct – 21 Nov)

don’t ever talk to them in person and only talk to them online.

SAGITTARIUS (22 Nov – 21 Dec) flirt like crazy.

CAPRICORN (22 Dec – 19 Jan)

Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right!

AQUARIUS (20 Jan – 18 Feb)

Nothing will work unless you do.

PISCES (19 Feb – 20 March)

You tend to focus too much time thinking on things you’re not the best at, just believe in yourself.

ARIES (21 March – 19 April)

You are already stressing about many different things, take a deep breath and calm down.

TAURUS (20 April – 20 May)

Your best friend wouldn’t do anything to hurt you, so make sure you don’t hurt them.

GEMINI (21 May – 21 June)

You may currently think your life is terrible, but think again and change things around for the better.

CANCER (22 June – 22 July)

   You have many friends and they all really care about you.

LEO (23 July – 22 August)

Someone who you know today may become your greatest enemy or your best friend for the rest of your life.

VIRGO (23 August – 22 September)

Spend a lot of time with your family and friends, you never know if they will be here tomorrow.

LIBRA (23 Sept – 23 Oct)

You spend too much time worrying about what others think about you. It only matters what you think!

SCORPIO (24 Oct – 21 Nov)

You are amazing and everyone likes you.

SAGITTARIUS (22 Nov – 21 Dec)

You have a great personality and you don’t care about popularity; you just care about your friends and family.

CAPRICORN (22 Dec – 19 Jan)

You can feel torn between your needs for some thought or attention to important matters and your social demands.

AQUARIUS (20 Jan – 18 Feb)

Define your attitude and stick to your life goals to be successful.

PISCES (19 Feb – 20 Mar)

While you boast a good general health, there isn’t much to worry about.

ARIES (21 Mar – 19 Apr)

You find it easier than usual to enjoy and express yourself.

TAURUS (20 Apr – 20 May)

Be careful of doing too much, especially for people who don’t fully appreciate what you do.

GEMINI (21 May – 21 Jun)

Never judge learning through simply ‘Pass’ or ‘Fail’ labels. Education is all about gaining knowledge.

CANCER (22 Jun – 22 Jul)

Let your creativity flow, try painting something!

LEO (23 Jul – 22 Aug)

You may be frustrated with waiting for everything to happen, so make it happen.

VIRGO (23 Aug – 22 Sept)

Take a break from the electronics, the world misses you.

LIBRA (23 Sept – 23 Oct)

Try not to procrastinate as much. If you continue, something bad will happen.

SCORPIO (24 Oct – 21 Nov)

The next decision you have to make will be difficult, sleep on it.

SAGITTARIUS (22 Nov – 21 Dec)

Your best friend misses you, you should visit her/him more often.