Never bathe your dog

Stop bathing your dog now! When you bathe a dog, you are getting most of the germs off of them and do you know where the germs go? Onto you of course. The germs get all over your hands. The smell and dandruff of the wet dog will make you sneeze. When you sneeze, you might not have enough time to put your nose into your elbow and because of that, you will use your hands.  You then wipe your nose with your hands and get all the germs up your nose and into you body. With all of the germs that have now entered your body you can get a disease. With this disease you might have to go to the hospital. The hospital might not have the right medication for you and you will die. What did we learn from this? Never bathe your dog.